Good Ideas

Has anyone ever thought of having a fully sustainable escort service?

You could call it a Low-Emission Support Service

because support is a nicer way to put it.

And you could only work with nice girls, who aren’t fed crack and hit to do the job.

I presume it pays better than flipping burgers in a dump, and you could charge a lot.

You’d drive the girls around in one of those new Super Ultra Low Emission Vehicles

(SULEVs)

like the Lexus LS 600h

and I don’t know, maybe the girls

would only use some biomake-up (someone’s bound to sell that), lube and all.

Maybe you can set up your operation like an NGO or something, get a nice tax break

(It’s not like YOU’ll need profits for anything.)

I’m sure you could get Heff to come to your parties.

You’d get invited to his.

I mean, he’s probably going to go at some point and he (and the whole world)

is going to need that torch passed on to someone… you know…(!)

Who knows, maybe you could get some carbon financing. You never know.

Rack up some credits. Derivatives. You know. Go to Chicago,

listen to some blues…

Now you’re thinking.